Teacher: are you all ready for the exam?
Me: (what exam?)
9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control